"Jesus plays the drums really, really fast."

Levi is two and a half and is saying funny little things all of the time. When we go to church on Sundays he tells us he does not want to go to class until after he has gone to "worship Jesus." And every Sunday, on the way to church he talks about Jesus...and how he "plays the drums really good and really, really fast." He told my mom recently, "Yeah I've seen Jesus. He plays the drums at my church." Last Sunday, Zach finally broke the news to him...that Jesus does not play the drums at our church. What funny things have your kids said or asked about Jesus? Also, I just have to add that sweet little Levi would always point to the little black boy sitting on Jesus' lap (in one of his books) and say, "Momma, this boy is Levi." Now he's too grown up, and if I ask him where Levi is, he looks at me like I am silly and squeals, "I'm right here!"